alizena:

#This could be us but you keep calling the police

alizena:

#This could be us but you keep calling the police

(via heart)

a girl in my class once made her french task in english because “she can’t speak french”

weeeeeell considering that she also used to think that she could get pregnant by having anal sex after 18 years and last 2 years of having sex with her boyfriend (and I know cuz she likes to talk about it in the class but that’s a whole other thing) this is not so dumb after all.

there is also another girl in my class who thinks that she can’t get pregnant if the girl is on top because as she said "DUH GRAVITY"

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…just tried to check if that was the right way to write grenade and…”Throw’n Stik Lecktrik GUrnade”

really borderlands? really?

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OOOMG ANOTHER LEGENDARY

homing bee or some stuff yeeey

oh man why didn’t I start killing midgets before

…that kinda sounds offensive..

oh well I’m too much of a dick to care

THE POINT IS I GOT A LEGENDARY GRANEDE MODE

AND IM NOT SURE IF THATS THE RIGHT WAY TO WRITE GRANEDA

ITS GRENADE ISNT IT

FUCK MY LIFE

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people often say that they don’t understand me

bitch I mostly don’t even understand me what do you expect

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I think we should start measuring famousness with youtube

it would be genius like “how famous are you?” “ah I’m not very well known at all only like 25 million views on youtube famous" "oh wooow much famous"

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(Source: cam-o-flage20)

I literally ate and drank 120€ worth of junk food and alcohol in 4 days

I’m not saying that it’s a miracle that I’m not fat yet

but it is.

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 | “You will realize once it’s too late. |  

(via bokunosekai)

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  • My therapist: Look at nature. Look at flowers. We never walk into our garden and say "Oh wouldn't that flower be so much more pretty if it were taller? Or red instead of pink?" No, we don't. Because nature was created perfect just as it is. And so are we. We are part of nature, we are how we're meant to be, we are perfect just as we are.
  • well don't wanna ruin the coolness of it but who the hell ever sees a blobfish and goes "wooow nature is so perfect"
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karma is a total bullshit man it’s like saying that if you don’t eat meat a bull won’t friggin  stab you in the chest before stamping over ya cuz you know you have been nice to animals and stuff

by not…buying them from a store and eating them after they have been dead for like a lot..

why are people even vegan

why so vegan man

do you even vegan

this isn’t even my final vegan

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moonemojii:

when kids stare at you for a long time
image

(via lulz-time)

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alythecreator:

swag-pizza-with-extra-yolo:

white boys need to be stopped

my noodle is 7

alythecreator:

swag-pizza-with-extra-yolo:

white boys need to be stopped

my noodle is 7

(via carpezenith)

I don’t get why every country in the world has vacation in the same months of “summer”. the climates are like very different in some places so not every country has summer at the same time but the summer vacation is still on the same time period.

wassup with that

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